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Chapter 2 by GyroscopicGraphite GyroscopicGraphite

What o now? I youd ecide.

Then Obama walked in and everyone clapped

Suddenly, 44th President of the United States Barack Obamna pulled up in a kickass linoleum!

"Helll there citizen and alien, I'm former President Barack Obama, and I wanted to tell you that I know how to beatbox. Lemme show you, with a little bit'a,"

Mr. Obamna started beatboxing with his cool president voice. It went a little something like

Mm chicka-chicka, mmph, chicka-chicka

Mm-mm-mmph, _chicka-chicka, _mm-mmph

Chicka-chicka

Me and my new alien GF applauded along with the crowd that had gather from Mr. Obamna's heavenly voice. "Thank you, citizens," he said as he waved to the crowd. Then he turned back to me and my big tiddy alien GF. "Come on you two, ya'll gotta go back to space."

We drove to the NASA place and went into a rocket and then we went to space.

Space was lamer than I thought and the rocket was slow so we just held triangle to skip the cutscene.

Then we got to my Alien GF's home (yippe) and she said "Hey you gotta meet my parents now are you nervous?"

Is said to her

"Fuck it we ball."

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