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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    How many AARPs renewals are they going to send us, geez we’re paid for the year but they keep coming in.
     
  2. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    Tip jars in places where there shouldn’t be tip jars
     
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  3. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Some people just don’t have any taste when it comes holiday decorating they think the more items the better. My neighbor across the street looks more like a Xmas store, decorations for sale.
     
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    1. tenguy
      Griswalds?
       
      tenguy, Dec 5, 2021
  4. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Computer Upgrades
    I mean you get totally used to the previous upgrade, having no issues, then the dreaded upgrade comes. Most things are different, I usually don’t see the benefits. If it’s not broken don’t fix it.
     
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  5. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    Winter....
     
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  6. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Sheets that pop off the corners of the mattress all the time. Sure miss seeing the creator of this thread around. No one ever asked her why she had vibrator in the tag. At least I don’t think they did. Didn’t read thru everything probably. Was it because the cord isn’t long enough or the chargeable ones don’t last long enough? Lol I think some of them make too much noise.
     
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      I never did either till now. Made me smile! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 8, 2021
    3. phxbi_bear80
      I think one of tbe last things I sent her was asking her if she was okay a la Smooth Criminal, MJ meme and everything...very cheesy :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 8, 2021
    4. NiteWalker
      I was recently looking for a new mattress and box spring and the salesman was all excited because once model box spring had dual USB ports on both side so you could plug in what ever you need while you were in bed!
       
      NiteWalker, Dec 10, 2021
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  7. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    This is the first post in the thread, thanks Annie RIP.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      So she did explain about her beef with vibrators. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 8, 2021
  8. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Calls from" Sam the patrolmans assoc. Rip guys
     
  9. juzum

    juzum Sex Lover

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    I ordered a pair of boots on November 16 and I just got them today, December 8
    They said because of the holidays . . . It’s only been a National Holiday since 1870, why shouldn’t it surprize them every fucking year
     
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  10. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    One uppers.
    You know the ones. Something happens and there are people who feel the need to show relatability by telling you about something similar but worse that happend to them.
    "My dog just died."
    "Don't feel bad. My dog and my cat died in a house fire."

    "My wife left me."
    "Shit! My wife left me for my best friend."

    "I wrecked my car."
    "I totaled my car."
     
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    1. tenguy
      :cool:Well two uppers are worse, one uppers are so last year.
       
      tenguy, Dec 8, 2021
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  11. Dl202111

    Dl202111 Real Life Viking

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    Every time I take the bins out my neighbour rushes to the door to talk to me.....
     
  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I just got a notification that the power is out in my building and I’m heading home now. Well that sucks
     
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      That was yesterday - I hope power has been long restored.
       
      latecomer91364, Dec 11, 2021
  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Men who make a grand show of being chivalrous in public, but drop that ball when it means actual work.

    Let’s just drop that façade, shall we?
     
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  14. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Women who act all feminine and ladylike in public,but turn into raving nymphomaniacs in private!

    Please don’t drop the fascade, I fucking love it!
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      So, not an annoyance at all.
       
  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When my mandarins aren’t sweet
     
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    1. freethinker
      Them mandarins look purty sweet to me...
       
      freethinker, Dec 10, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      So what are we talking about here? :D
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 10, 2021
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    3. freethinker
      Sweet, uh, mandarins...
       
      freethinker, Dec 10, 2021
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    4. TheGreatAndMightyQ
      Mandalorians, cause they are like totally sweet. I mean they'll even take in a child that's not theirs and care for it. Now what's sweeter than that?
       
      TheGreatAndMightyQ, Dec 11, 2021
    5. freethinker
      I was thinking more of firm, ripe, luscious golden orbs....
       
      freethinker, Dec 11, 2021
  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I guess this is just annoying, but if something is irking me, it's annoying quantifying it to the extent to figure out if my post belongs here or in the 'Things That Piss Me Off' thread.

    It's like "okay - how mad are you? Is it an annoyance or a true 'Piss Off?" Please decide now...
    Aaaaauuuuggghh!

    Decisions, decisions...
     
  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I got the strangest pm earlier tonight and I was at a loss for words.
     
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  18. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Companies ripping people off as a normal way of doing business...bought a pkg of 4 rolls of tape but when you open you see, that each roll contains less than half the tape you'd expect to find on a single roll.
     
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  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I pisses me off and is annoying that Annie isn’t here. I miss her.
     
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      Me too.
      I have nobody to call Birdie. :frown:
       
      Valspar, Dec 14, 2021
  20. Kevistation

    Kevistation Porn Star

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    Annoyed people annoy me.
     
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      Thats annoying
       
      Kevistation, Dec 14, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Typical Michigan behavior.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 14, 2021
    4. Kevistation
      Now Im more annoyed.
       
      Kevistation, Dec 14, 2021
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Go off sis.:p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 14, 2021
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    6. Kevistation
      How annoying...
       
      Kevistation, Dec 14, 2021